Patch Update News 21.01.21 whats behind these + some sarcastic and funny notes 
- 2021.01.11 13:07 (UTC+0)
Hi there Summoners,
this is your all time best friend Moselaner and i wanna share my thoughts about the upcomming patch and what i think the developers thought when they made this so called balance patch #BIG_CHANGES.
Ok should we begin? Lets go:
#1 Briar Witch Iseria
Hmmm lets make her a little Kayron we got almost no idea what to really change about her.
The fact that she still can be overpowered by a Basar hopefully most of our players dont get.
Lucky we keep her this slow so she can't compete.
#2 Specimen Sez
Hmm where do we remember making a unit totally overpowered, ahhh right it was when we buffed F.Lidica or our all time favourite ML Bal.
After the Patch he will be so overpowered for 2 weeks, all summoners will burn their mystics on the good looking mercedes which brings a new talent so called "Oblivion" [Summoners War copy]. After 2 weeks they realize that Specimen Sez is overpowered so we bring him next in the mythics and make allot of money. The wales will promote him for us.
We are so clever :P
Ok this one is suprising, we actually came up with some nice changes, oh wait it was the community who gave us these ideas. Damn but still a good change for him.
Don't know why we are doing him since he will be a nonsense hero after all. But guesse we should and "Yes we can".
Who was that girl again? A right the one whos sponsoring the "Yuna Engine" then we give her some upgrade, but not noteable.
#6 The 4* and 3* garbage
No one gives a *** about these units, we help starters with this so i guesse this comes good for the newbies. + Point for beginnerfriendly earned.
The Patch will literally change nothing on the current meta just our Specimen will do some changes, the rest stays the same.
We actually promised some significant changes 2020 but milking the players isn't much working so what we gonna do. Right if they don't pay us we don't change a thing. Best thing is that those useless packages the player get in the commertials actually don't work, but oh well we can't do everything right.
That more and more players stop playing this game is sad but guesse thats because we are not motivated enough to do the big changes in the Equipment System + let them spend more and more time ingame.
Hope the Patch notes were funny enough for you and see you guys again on the next nonsense Patch ;P
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